Secrets in STL
Confession is good for a parent’s soul, right? We’ve got our first round of participants willing to share a few of their secrets. Check them out. Can you relate?
*My wife wanted to go on a girls night out last week Thursday. I told her she couldn’t because I’d have to travel. I didn’t have to travel at the time. I just didn’t want her getting hit on when she’s out with her friends. She and another woman couldn’t go. The plans folded. I pretended my trip got cancelled at the last minute.
*I have a hidden candy stash. Money is so tight with my husband being unemployed. I told my children and husband that there’s no money for indulgences. They’d get so angry if they discovered the Godiva chocolates hidden under my bed!
*Whenever my 5-yr old has playdate I tell the other mom that I’m planning on using that time to clean the house or garage but really I take a nap or surf for porn on the internet.
* Goodwill gets a donation when I get mad at my husband. I go into his closet and pack up a few of his shirts/pants. He assumes the stuff got lost in our move.
*Last week I accused my daughter of stealing $20 out of my wallet. Well today I found the money in my pants pockets while going through the laundry. I am the Worst. Mom. Ever.
Got something to confess? Email us at www.stlfamilylife@gmail.com. Your identity will be kept confidential. ( Though we reserve the right to edit for brevity or language.)

